Once upon a time,
In a land far away,
a beautiful, independant,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said, "Elegant lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell on me.
One kiss from you however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle,
with my mother
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't fucking think so.
:)
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Know What The Shittiest Part Is?
You bring me so much more pain than you ever brought happiness.
Friday, October 8, 2010
Creeper Much?!
Wow, I haven't posted in like a week! But, in my defense I have been studying like CRAZY for my psych midterm which I had today. This week has been absolutely insane actually. Just a quick recap?
Up at 4:02am every morning, to catch either the 5:15am or 5:46am bus out to school... only to arrive there between 7:00 and 8:00...
Study till 10:50, then off to math class!
Staying late on campus and arrive at home around 9:30pm, and going to study more till about 2:00 or 3:00am studying more...
To be honest I've been severly sleep deprived, and definitely not in the mental state where I'm able to write more blogs!
But I'm back now. So today, I was on the bus in the morning, and a guy who was about 18 to 20ish kept staring at me. I thought, "okay whatever, it's just on a bus. I'll get off at my stop." But oh no. I notice that he's got a hole in his newspaper, where his camera lense was poking out, and he was taking pictures of me!!!! The flash was on too!! What kind of person does that?! Like I know it's public transit and you do get quite the characters on there, but seriously.. taking candids of a girl on the bus is just a little too wierd for me.
Oh well. Tomorrow I've got my first day at work :) I'm very excited about it! Anyways I'm going to go to sleep now, since I'm so overtired so goodnight world.
Up at 4:02am every morning, to catch either the 5:15am or 5:46am bus out to school... only to arrive there between 7:00 and 8:00...
Study till 10:50, then off to math class!
Staying late on campus and arrive at home around 9:30pm, and going to study more till about 2:00 or 3:00am studying more...
To be honest I've been severly sleep deprived, and definitely not in the mental state where I'm able to write more blogs!
But I'm back now. So today, I was on the bus in the morning, and a guy who was about 18 to 20ish kept staring at me. I thought, "okay whatever, it's just on a bus. I'll get off at my stop." But oh no. I notice that he's got a hole in his newspaper, where his camera lense was poking out, and he was taking pictures of me!!!! The flash was on too!! What kind of person does that?! Like I know it's public transit and you do get quite the characters on there, but seriously.. taking candids of a girl on the bus is just a little too wierd for me.
Oh well. Tomorrow I've got my first day at work :) I'm very excited about it! Anyways I'm going to go to sleep now, since I'm so overtired so goodnight world.
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